SYNOPSIS: Set in a little bar in northern Minnesota called The Bunyan, it's Christmas Eve and cantankerous bar owner Gunner Johnson gets in an argument with his wife, he storms out of the bar, goes snowmobiling across the lake, falls through the ice, and goes into a coma. He comes back in his dream where he's visited by folk legend, Sven Yorgensen, who plays the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future. Sven takes Gunner (Scrooge) on a journey similar to that in Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," with a northern Minnesota twist.

Featuring 17 original songs including:
- You Can Call Me Tiny
- The Wheel is Turnin' but the Hamster is Dead
- I Love You More Than Football
- Grandma Cut the Christmas Cheese

BEST MUSICAL! - ReviewPlays.com
“Non-stop laughs!...I loved it!!” - LA Scene
“Go see it!” - Tom Barnard KQRS
“Hysterical!” - KCLA Radio
“There were tears in my eyes with laughter!” - The Ticket Stub
“A crowd-pleasing, holiday hoot!...Book your seats today!” - Tolucan Times
“A laugh a minute!” - Norway Times
“Rib-tickling fun!” - St. Cloud Times

WHAT: A Don't Hug Me Christmas Carol

WHEN: Playing December 26, 27 and 28

WHERE: Paramount Center for the Arts
913 West St. Germain Street
St. Cloud, MN 56301

SHOW TIMES:
Fri, Dec 26 @ 7:30pm
Sat, Dec 27 @ 2:00pm and 7:30pm
Sun, Dec 28 @ 2:00pm

HOW MUCH: Ticket Price: $24 to $28

RESERVATIONS and INFORMATION: Call (320) 259-5463

ORDER ONLINE: - ParamountArts.org