3 lifelong petty thieves are attempting their biggest heist yet by stealing one of the most valuable artifacts in the world: The Diamond Tear Crystal. In this short, satirical comedy play, hilarity ensues as these incompetent thieves attempt their heist despite nothing going their way. Will they successfully steal the diamond? Or be forced to remain petty thieves for the rest of their lives?

This show is 20 minutes long

This is a short play that will be performed with other short plays in a series within a 90 minute time span

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